Previously on Love Island
After a slow start, Love Island 2019 FINALLY picked up. The ads for Hey Tracey and Shopping with Keith Lemon don't even make me think 'I've got a degree, why am I wasting my life?!' anymore. I just bloody love this show. It's comforting to know that in an ever-unpredictable world, there are some constants. Caroline Flack is still a bland presenter with terrible dress sense, the villa still has a tragically under-used pool, and the official Love Island website continues to sell named plastic bottles for £15 when they're actually worth about £2.17, if that. I don't really rate this year's islanders. My favourite is Anton, who I wanted to dislike at first because he was far too much of a lad in his pre-show interview, and the size of his calves upsets me. I just love his sunny attitude in the face of his horrendous luck (plus I'm prone to a Glaswegian accent...James McAvoy...Richard Madden...) He’s quite a gentleman at times, surprisingl...